GEORGE: I really can't comprehend how stupid people can be sometimes. No, no note. I cant live without you, Ill do anything!. When the gang come up against the Soup Nazi, Elaine is warned not to piss him off, lest they get banned for life from eating his delicious soup. You don't make carrots into Sorry, I forgot to bring my toilet-bowl brush with me. ELAINE: Okay, fine, we'll just wait until she calls the number. In The Bizarro Jerry, she finally branches out to make new, less uncouth friends but later learns that shes just as bad. I was little but I could run very fast. Unfortunately, they oversleep on the day of his departure, plunging her into an erratic uproar trying to get him packed and ready in the little time they have. . Cinnamon takes a back seat to no Bobka. If it wasn't for Newman's helmet, Kramer would have been hurt badly by Joe Davola's kick inthe head. . 2023 The Hollywood Reporter, LLC. Elaine's internal monologue in the sauna is great. When he finally confronts her about it, he launches into a dramatic monologue in which he paraphrases everyone from William Shakespeare to the Elephant Man: Are we not human? If this how dictator's start. This, to me, is the lowest activity in human life. KRAMER: Because I wanted to look good for the party. Why? Privacy Policy and ELAINE: No, we've already got this. You would cease to exist. I had all of my personal stuff on my desk there. By the time they finished it, Elaine was working for me and I had a job. taking a number) are you going to wait here? love cinnamon. Its like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom: is it all right if I use the bathroom now!?. In that light, she strongly suggests you pick up Said's Orientalism or Beauvoir's Second Sex. It throws my hips off kilter. GET OUT! and you lawyer recommends the insanity defense, this is the hat to wear. That was the difference and that was what made the show so different. SOVIET SCUM. KRAMER: Why don't YOU go into the store and I'LL wait in the car? The Show Explores Dating And Human Behavior Via Elaine's Storylines While Jerry, George, and Kramer all dated during Seinfeld, the focus was often on the attractive women they wanted to woo, or how insecure and nervous George was about his sex life. You remember I was privy to the stuff that was going on. Nothing compares with the paperweight as a bad gift. They come out of nowhere. ", You never see a man do that. ELAINE: You think I should go ask her for hers? . Like it's a ride. GEORGE: Oh, my god that's Saddam Hussein. You'll get us killed. In The Couch, she meets a man and believes theyre in love. Its like a Jeep. And to emphasize her point, she adds: Its hideous!. No labels, Jerry. It's almost as if these two guys are just desperate to compete with each other, but they couldn't think of a sport. In The English Patient, she spends the entire episode attempting to skirt around how much she despised the film after seeing it with a date. I think it will be a very smooth transition for you. Theres never a let-up, its relentless. For instance, in Seinfelds seventh season, she discovers that the Today sponge - her preferred contraceptive - is in limited supply and then forces her boyfriend, Billy (future Gilmore Girls cast member Scott Patterson), to prove why he is deserving of its use in a conversation with all the tension of a job interview. That is one week! our new neighbor Linda was". If we pick, do we not bleed? Peace! The entire time the cunning mailman gloats about almost losing a game of Risk to Kramer, and claiming no-labelboxes full of stuff downat the post office. Sometimes a body rejects a vital-organ transplant. Here's one. . Her stubbornness is funny, but it also cuts to the heart of a reality for many women who are presumed difficult when they try to get healthcare. GEORGE: You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? DOES I think we all would have The sanest of the trio, Elaine shows some reluctance, but when Kramer tells her abandoning a helpless animal off was the only solution to her problem, she agrees. "Excuse me, this flight generally goes down quite a bit, doesn't it? Elaine driving monologue from Seinfeld Posted by 1 day ago. Everyone is smoking on ex packs right now. Its almost stupid if we didnt! she shouts at Jerry on the topic of having sex. death penalty for double-parking. For six dollars my whole life couldve changed!. It's strange, two guys in shorts competing for a belt. To wit: This pretty early episode when a woman is talking her ear off about her fianc. She keeps asking people where her fianc is, with annoying emphasis on the word, so Elaine, visibly annoyed, gets right in her face and says in a mock Australian accent: Maybe the dingo ate your baby. When the woman is, understandably, confused, not getting the reference, Elaine just repeats it and giggles to herself. Kramer decides to golf on the beach. Junior.. BARBARA: See you later [exits with the Bobka]. is better than Pepsi. or something. Seinfeld had some of the best writing in sitcom history, with cast members like Jason Alexander and Wayne Knight to knock monologues out of the park. The chief bee keeper was this horrible hag of a woman with gnarled teeth and a giant wart that she called a nose. we met at Linda van Grak's baby shower. CLERK: You're lucky Mrs. Benedict it's our last one. They talk around it so as to avoid getting in trouble with the TV censors, and Elaine forces her way into the contest, much to the confusion of the men, who assume shes going to win. But listen let me tell you something KRAMER: "well of course I noticed it too with those ample The episode follows a pair of Super Bowl tickets which are repeatedly gifted from one person to another, while Kramer and Newman take drastic steps to keep each other from cheating at Risk and George fears he is competing for his girlfriend's affections . What was the casting process like for Seinfeld? We were here and we were ahead of them, and Aren't we lucky? She puts up with it until he calls her Suze, which she finds unacceptable. She likes to spend her spare time devouring Chomsky, Edward Said, Guy Debord, Louis Althusser, Maxwell E. McCombs, Donald Lewis Shaw, Judith Butler, and Simone de Beauvoir. going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. Is Brian Cox Allowed to Be Saying All This? ELAINE: Because it's rude, otherwise. 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Who's driving? ELAINE: You can't even turn around in that thing. Whereas George pushed women, children, and the elderly out of his way to avoid a fire he started, Kramer stole a bus, drove across town, and fought off a mugger to salvage his girlfriends severed pinky toe. That was the third bank to turn him down so I was-I was a little concerned", RELATED:Seinfeld: 10 Saddest Things About Newman. All throughout the season 5 episode The Marine Biologist, George pretends to be a marine biologist to keep up a lie created by Jerry (and to impress the it girl). Rob Schneiderwas playing my hard of hearing assistant. With no Kramer in sight, a fellow postal service employee calls out Newman's name andcalmshim down. ELAINE: Wait until I get my hands on that George. I didnt want to go guest star in somebody elses show after having a really good sitcom. Are they typing up in the crow's nest of a clipper ship? It aired on January 19, 1995. I'll have the chocolate Bobka. GEORGE: . Everyone turned to me and said looks like you have a job now.. KRAMER: Hey, anybody got change for a hundred? ELAINE: Somebody put a cane on my foot. Elaines fury would only become more prevalent, funnier, and much louder as Seinfeld went along, such as in Season 5. Just because they have a ticket doesn't Still dressed in her nightgown and sporting unruly hair, Elaine has a fervent and glazed expression. One whole hell of a lot.. and taste my coffee! Why do you think that was? We all scurry out of the way like worthless peasants. Let's just give it over to the insects or whoever else is next in line. ELAINE: I know. defense rests.". In one of the shows most iconic riffs, George gets paranoid that his new girlfriend is yada yada-ing around important topics like, uh, having sex with her ex-boyfriend. Youre just taking up space. So it makes sense that one of Elaines strongest recurring bits is her get out shove something that first gets featured in The Apartment, when Jerry tells her an apartment he knows about costs just $400 a month. I couldn't find the Comet or I would've had that crapper gleaming.". ELAINE: Napoleon? KRAMER: All right, let's go. . As George marches out to sea to save the whales life using expertise he doesnt really have, the shot dissolves to Monks Caf, where hes telling the story to Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer. She bites her lip (kinda) while the other characters skirt around it, but eventually she caves and throws it out the window after screaming YOURE BALD! in his face. MAN4: Don't walk around without a coat in this weather; you'll catch skiing naked if you got a good hat. The most amazing thing about that moment is that Julia Louis-Dreyfus was pregnant and fighting back intense nausea while filming, meaning the distressed look on her face is mostly genuine. JERRY: All right . People Elaines subplot in the Seinfeld Season 2 classic The Busboy involves a reunion with a one night stand from Seattle whom she grows to loathe and greatly anticipates his flight home. This is clear in The Susie, when Peterman believes that Susie and Elaine are two different people (theyre not). JERRY: I once got Happy new Year in July. . cold. The office for me was the most joyful place to be. Elaine is stubborn,something that usually lands her in hot water especially so here, when she lies to her boss to go to a Yankees game with George and sit in the owners box. You see what I'm saying? out.". Is their office screwed to the back of a flatbed truck going down the highway or something? . So to celebrate 30 years of Seinfeld and the woman who made the show what it is now, weve rounded up 30 of Elaines best moments from throughout the series. JERRY: Look at this [start hitting George], ELAINE: Hey George, can you feel this? you drunk? Its no secret that Elaine is difficult its part of her charm. How could I be with someone like you? Seconds later, hes begging her to take him back: I take it all back, every word! David and Seinfeld were both keen never to reignite Jerry and Elaines love story, but they still felt pressure from studio heads to revisit their past liaisons. Might as well get Mengle. ELAINE: No noo no, we just bought this. At least you've got a coat. NEXT: 10Seinfeld Episodes That'll Never Get Old. It's relentless. Elaine, you just do it. She was getting pissed off because of he was putting everything onto her that was supposed to be his. . This hat says to the world "I would rather Thirty years ago today, Seinfelds very first episode, The Seinfeld Chronicles, aired. Which sounds like you could go I think I'll get it. [breathes on glasses] It. A monster so vile". Then you want me to wait? We never should have landed a man on the moon. Where are these doctors? Terms of Service apply. us. *Sorry, there was a problem signing you up. GEORGE: It's not real. She has covered a mixture of sitcoms, anime, dramas, and movies at ScreenRant and Comic Book Resources since October 2019. The first episode established some of its strengths as an ensemble piece, featuring Jason Alexander as George and Michael Richards as Kramer (then Kessler) alongside Seinfeld. And once again, Kramer is forced to end his rant. RELATED:Seinfeld: 10 Best Kramer & Newman Episodes. We went to the Moon but still somehow wound up carrying little bags of dog doody around with us. You really should The first time I read the script, I sat down at the table read and go, This is the No. I'm serious, let's pack it in. Europeans with the Beaujolais I, I know you. [they are hitting his jacket]. He's moving out of the country, moving to Argentina. Each character's mission leads them unique and quirky journeys. Where's the wind coming from? Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. I just kept running What about just being in the struggle? JERRY: My stomach, I , I think it was that cookie. Do you know what that means? food store. KRAMER: I'll get a ticket! ELAINE: CHOCOLATE BOBKA! "Somehow she (Elaine) got a hold of his recipes and she says she's gonna drive him out of business. . ELAINE: Hey, what about your vomit streak? Youd have to go back to Buster Keaton to find that physicality in a comedic actor. doing you, LUNATIC! While standing in the middle. Kramer Breaks Up With Ellen (And Then Reunites With Her) In The Library, Jerry butts heads with Lt. Joe Bookman, a so-called library cop played hysterically straight by guest star Philip Baker Hall. solved. Penthouse forum, newspaper, gum, Clark 1 show on television? It seemed good at first, we worked on it for a long time, but it just didn't pan out. Take boxing, the simplest, stupidest sport of all. And what's the smell, what are We'll read the be on. Across nine seasons, Seinfeld featured its fair share of unwieldy monologues that actors like Jason Alexander and Wayne Knight knocked out of the park. And I did. ". The comedian begins dating Elaines assistant (Lisa Malkiewicz), whom he ends up offending with his attempt to keep up with her dirty talk with a remark about her undergarments being laid out for her by her mother. GEORGE: So alright, what are we getting? Seinfeld Monologues O n my block, a lot of people walk their dogs and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags. Elaines own love life has also had its issues, and sometimes because of her own actions, as it turns out. Elaine wisely tells George that she can tell that he doesn't have real or genuine feelings for Susan. JERRY: You like saying Gore-Tex, don't you? . The Hollywood Reporter is a part of Penske Media Corporation. . ELAINE: Ring Dings? JERRY: Well, I'm not going to eat a cake with a hair on it. But what it didnt feature was what would become its pice de rsistance, elevating it above other shows of the time: a strong female presence. Um, you sold us a cake The show was ordered to series by NBC on the condition that they added a woman, and thus Julia Louis-Dreyfus was cast as Elaine Benes, Jerrys ex-lover and current friend. leave everyone horrified, but it takes Elaine seeing herself on tape to realize the true depravity of her dancing, which George aptly calls a full-body dry heave set to music.. Look to the cookie. Fake, fake, fake, fake! she responds, ticking them off in the air and brilliantly cutting him down to size. "As a courtesy to the next passenger, please wipe off the counter with your towel." Somebody double parked and blocked us in. What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming? he asks, horrified, while George tries not to listen in. Bar. You're in the Forrest, oohh. When a freshly toupeed George expresses disgust over his new girlfriends baldness, Elaine becomes infuriated by her friends hypocrisy and teaches him a lesson by pulling the rug off his head, scolding him with a deafening indictment of the fake hair, and tossing it out the window. 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GEORGE: So you're telling me instead of being happy to see me they're going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. I believe it was the Manufacturer's Hanover on Lexington and 40th Street. put up your . Saddam Hussein, we're not really sure. You go to sleep at night shes there. Kenny Loggins Is Cutting Loose From Touring, Madonna May Own a French Painting Thought to Have Been Destroyed in WWI. Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. ELAINE: You sold us a hair with a cake around it. jumping out of windows after us. You know about Gore-Tex? your death of cold. . "Well, let me remind you of something. Hall nails a noir-tinged monologue delivered by a hard-boiled detective who tracks down overdue library books. Where're you going? been a lot happier if they hadn't landed a man on the moon. In fact I would say if you're on trial for a serious crime the earth. Elaines (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) boss would speak in long, evocative passages, and it turns out that many of his most insane moments ended up on the cutting room floor. Let's get another one. The woman turns out to be Jerrys girlfriend, Jane (The Lost Boys Jami Gertz), whom she identifies immediately by her voice and decides to get back at her in a most epic way by beating her to the Monks restroom and removing every roll of toilet paper she can find. It's February. GEORGE: Ah, great. GEORGE: I spilled some Chardonnay. Thats too obvious. Season 7 opens with the classic Mailman vs. Dog trope when Kramer enlists Newman's help in kidnapping a loud mutt from Elaine's neighborhood. No more soup for any of us," the soup-lover yells in a state of panic. Two races of flavor living side by side [mumble?] bad for my spine. be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about Waiting for him to go so you can walk down the street with it in your bag. The man's an absolute butcher.". xnerdyxrealistx 10 yr. ago First one that came to mind was The Baby Shower episode with George's intended rant to Leslie GEORGE: You know there is an unusual number of people in this country Instead of writing in short form, they got a chance to write these long, pensivemonolgouesthatPetermanwould go off on. What do you want to do? Do you think Mussolini . JERRY: You know, you're getting to be an annoying little chore yourself. We had that Bobka! Nothing mixes They got the last Bobka. She soon finds out that that woman is Jerrys new girlfriend, and gets her own revenge later when they run into one another by hoarding the toilet paper in the bathroom when she needs to go, and repeating the womans words back to her: I dont have a square to spare., As should be plain by now, Elaine has absolutely no grace or tact its what makes her special, relatable, and endlessly watchable but in The Chaperone, shes trying to fill the shoes of Jackie O. by interviewing for a job at Doubleday. But you remember this. Things make perfect This was the 12th episode for the sixth season. Or would they all just be walking around? Twelve dollars. Mailman and poet, Wayne Knight's Newman is regarded as one of the most indelible characters insitcom history, and here's why. This . And whenever a friend refers a doctor they say, "Make sure that you tell him that you know me." Elaine realizes her nipple is showing in the Christmas card she sent outhttp://www.talentplus-commercial.com/elizabeth-perlahttp://resumes.actorsaccess.com/e. JERRY: and a black and white cookie, for me. In "The Old Man," when Newman and Kramer asked Jerry if he had any old records lying around for their latest get-rich-quick scheme,George wasprompted to ask what Newman did for a living. Newman for once evolves into a good samaritan and tellsJerrythat Kassem is giving awayhis remaining soup. Circus and I told her that she and Bob could knock off a little early and get ready. Big trouble. It's so hot in here! Former SNL star Julia Louis-Dreyfus (who also went on to lead the Veep cast and join the Marvel movies) earned one of her 11 Emmy Awards for playing Jerrys vivacious and slightly off-kilter ex-girlfriend, who contributed to many of the long-running NBC sitcoms most hilarious moments. And no numbers for you, youre a word man. I guarantee Edward R. Pressman, Indie Producer Behind. GEORGE: We bought the wine here before, but now we're blocked in by some At just five-foot-two, Julia Louis-Dreyfus is a tiny, powerful force of physical comedy. Who's he to have a cake? George starts dating a college friend who, thanks to Jerry, thinks George is now a marine biologist. is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. ELAINE: We waited fifteen minutes for this. ELAINE: I was just thinking. Do your legs work at all? GEORGE: I know that's why I bought them but they're not comfortable. In Seinfeld's finale episode, when Newman learned Jerry and his pals were leaving on a private jet to Paris, he tried everything to tag along with the gang. After having a terrible time attempting to sleep on Jerrys parents sofa bed (and getting her back hurt in the process), Elaine ends up on muscle relaxants at Jerrys dads recommendation. They gave me a copy of the catalog. GEORGE: Why don't you just get some Ring Dings at the liquor store? . Back at George's train, he is . GEORGE: I don't even drink wine. JERRY: I feel like I'm going to throw up. like no other hat makes. While the abstinence works in his favor, it turns Elaine into intelligent who can barely finish a complete sentence and is easily amused by a spinning tire display at an auto body shop. It's Gore-Tex. Or as she says in a dreamy, breathy voice: Elaine. . Kennedy. She refuses to let anything go, and when a woman refuses to give her a square of toilet paper in a stall, Elaine takes it to heart. JERRY: I think I got David Duke and Fahrikan down there. "And therein lies the tragedy. Magoo, legend in his own mind character kind of started. "Really sweatin'. Here take mine. Hence the joke in The Tape, when the men are sent wild trying to track down the woman who left a sexy voice note on Jerrys tape recorder. Because if they have individual personalities I don't think we should He produced early works for Kathryn Bigelow, Terrence Malick, and Jason Reitman. As for postal worker Newman, he goes ballisticand expresses intense dislike for "mutts and mongrels." I show My osteopath says it's Ever keen to quell her friends paranoia, Elaine chips in: Ive yada yadad sex. It leads to this all-timer of an exchange: ELAINE: I met this lawyer, we had dinner, we had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.JERRY: But you yada yada-d over the best part!ELAINE: No, I mentioned the bisque. In a conversation with The Hollywood Reporter, OHurley shares his favorite abandoned monologueand reveals why he initially said no to Seinfeld. George refuses to reveal his ATM code to anybody, including his fiance Susan, in season 7s The Secret Code. As soon as Kramer finds out how secretive he is about his ATM code, he starts probing Georges mind to deduce what it could be. "The Label Maker" is the 98th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. The two-part episode The Boyfriend uses guest star Keith Hernandez for a hilarious storyline about the difficulties of making new friends as an adult. ELAINE: Because it's rude, otherwise. have my wallet. for basic human decency. GEORGE: All right, I'll tell you what, why don't you go into the store If we can't get the Bobka the whole Back at his apartment, Kramer assures Jerry, There isnt., What follows is a hysterically blunt take on the time-tested but overrated institution of marriage: You wake up in the morning shes there. Perhaps Julia Louis-Dreyfus all-time greatest display of physical comedy occurs in the Seinfeld classic The Little Kicks. The Season 8 episodes title refers to Elaines own bizarre style of dancing at a party with her co-worers, which George describes as a full body dry heave set to music. Her embarrassment affects her beyond the office, however, after she uses Jerrys camcorder to record the routine, taping over a bootleg movie that gets sold on the city streets. And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. hypothermia. JERRY: Well, we've got to get the cinnamon. You may find her at: srcbrtt@gmail.com. KNOCK IT OFF. ELAINE: Your views on race relations are fascinating. All Rights Reserved. . I hope we didn't slow you down. the Ring Dings and the Pepsi. Now, we are lucky to have women like Elaine everywhere, but its easy to forget who started it all. Oh, OK, that I can understand." We've been waiting twenty Why don't you watch what you're Move the shoes, move the shoes, move the shoes.". But the full effect comes across best whenever she tries it on an unsuspecting victim, or when she shoves Jerry completely into another room upon hearing news of Georges engagement. That was nothing. Wooh! Things you buy through our links may earnNew Yorka commission. KRAMER: Yeah, he could build the rocket but he's still stupid for double-parking Elaine's dating life allowed the show to go in a more serious direction. All the latest gaming news, game reviews and trailers. . . Nothing. KRAMER: You better be careful with that thing. But my friend here has Sadly, most of them were cut from the show. You can serve dinner on my head. GEORGE: It's a funeral procession. ELAINE: These people invited us for dinner. Neil Armstrong should have said, "That's one small I would watch Michael Richards prepare his physical moment when hed walk into Jerrys apartment. ", "He's the best. KRAMER: Let's go inside the liquor store. Is it possible that a head could reject a hair transplant? She coins the term sponge-worthy, to mean a man worthy of using up a sponge, interrogating potential sexual partners on their sponge-worthiness (You gonna do something about your sideburns?) and once again entering a phrase into our lexicon. ELAINE: You know we were here ahead of you. "Beep, beep. He writes reviews, features, and lists for Screen Rant and Game Rant. KRAMER: Hey, did you ever read one of these? JERRY: So listen Elaine, when we get up to the door, you , you hold the I was on my own series at the time, a sitcom called A Whole New Ballgame. Seinfeld fans were divided on The Finale, which ended with the gang being solemnly taken to jail for breaking the Good Samaritan law, but Newman gets a great monologue early in the episode. Newman makes abig speech in from the judge, saying,"You see, it'd been his lifelong dream to be a banker, and he uh, just the day before he was turned down by another bank. They are hysterically funny. a jerk YOU are. While waiting for her boyfriend at the movie theater, Elaine learns from an usher that her boyfriend has been injured in a car accident. "Did you lose your luggage? that Panama hat? This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google However, the actor that played the iconic sitcom role, John O'Hurley, apparently remembers them all. . Newman and Jerry's exchange of hellos was a tell-tale indicator of their hostility. GEORGE: Maybe it's not even stupidity. Before things get out of hand, Kramer cuts in and jolts his friend back to reality. Jerry is suspected of mail fraud in "The Package," and Newman, who's in charge of the investigation sees it as a perfect opportunity to nail his nemesis. They should have the boxers come into the ring in little cars, drive around a little bit, eventually there's an accident. I knew every piece of that office and it was just so comfortable for me to be there. Like there's some planes that are expected to crash. I love you! cake box. Bobka. 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