Rachel: Kurt and Adam are at NYADA. Trent: Wait, are you serious, is he gonna be okay? Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list. I accept that about you. I should know, I slept with you. I just see someone who I may or may not have to destroy.So if you ever tell me what to do I will END you! You wanna play with me, Kurt? Rachel: Can I ask you guys something? Santana: While you were playing house, Puck was sexting me. Finn: Look, I appreciate the offer, but I have feelings for someone else and I'm trying to work it out with them. She always seemed like she took the work she was doing for lesbian representation so seriously (even when the writers didnt), and she embraced how beloved she was by the community. Monologue - Glee Written by Ryan Murphy Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. When I hear it now of course I only hear Naya, but I also remember my silver bridesmaid dress with the sweetheart neckline and my rust orange fall flowers bouquet. elaborate wet dreams. Her off white blouse. Kurt: One: Rachel is beautiful. Quinn: I'm flattered Santana, but I'm not really that into that.Santana: No, no I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about a haircut. Santana's entire monologue as she forms a dastardly scheme to get back Brittany. She's a mother! Brittany: I failed my precious unicorn. Its really different, but seeing another Latina women stand up for herself and her culture was so validating to my lived experiences. alcoholic crump. Oh, come on. I got Sebastian on tape admitting there was rock salt in that slushie that blinded Blaine. This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. Thank you, Finn, especially. But Santana was too bright, too once-in-a-lifetime, and Naya Rivera worked too hard at her career for far too long, taking bit commercials and one-off guest stars since she was a child, for this not to be her moment. So thank you, Naya. Mr. Schue: Wait, what? Okay, I know that Finn had his doubts about God but I am convinced that squishy tits is up in heaven right now clopped down to his new best friend fat Elvis hoping themselves to have picnic of baby back ribs smothered in butter scotch pudding in tater tark grease. In my opinion, this scene/song is one of the most underrated of the Glee canon. Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. As Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera beat odds, and she changed any previously conceived scripts about who people would care about in a mainstream teen dramedy they could care just as much about the Latina lesbian as they would about the white heterosexual leads. Somebodys gotta look out for Brittany. That something is really bad; not for its severity but because of its unfamiliarity. Naya, girl, Im just so sorry. Whats magnificent, absolutely stunning and awe-worthy, about Landslide is that when I listen to the song all these years later I am genuinely surprised how much of the song is actually Gwyneth Paltrow? Santana: Maybe if you made me some space, I'd care a little bit more. The first is horrible but predictable. Ive seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway, and sing very, very quietly, Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed. Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel. Santana: Youre a liar. Santana: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Rachel Berry to actually work? And you know, Ive never been with anybody like that before. Everything you needed to know, every emotion you needed to feel, was emanating from Santana with crystal clearness. We used to be the Three Musketeers. Santana: In theory. I feel like Michelle Obama. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves:' the finger wag, the shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany, maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. A baby? The pleading of her posture when she sings I love you, I love you, I love you. I will never understand why these things happen. Wait. me and the girls hate the Kurt rant. She gave so much to this character even when the writers were preoccupied with the other more obvious underdogs. Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online? Santana: Okay, hold up. She was a professional and her memory was a steel trap. Santana: A star is a star, it doesn't matter where in the sky it shine. Panic! I'm sure that Sam has been at the doctor's office and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reductions. cheese together or farted. Santanas soft uh-oh doesnt come in until the first chorus, but shes all I ever hear. Weren't roller rinks outlawed in, like, 1981 for being totally lame? He didnt remember her favorite ice cream order or her little sisters name. You're not fat. Rachel: Okay, wait. QUARANTINE MADE ME MONOLOGUE!Aspiring Actor/Singer Tommy Ratkiewicz-Stierwalt, releases covers every Monday, Wednesday and Friday! A thank you for being an unapologetic champion of this weird, wacky show. Santana: Quick, go get some moist towels. glee monologues santanavanessa bryant sisters. So in Season 2, when I heard those opening. I want bling; I cant be any more specific than that. Finn: What are you talking ab- Santana, the bitchy cheerleader, certainly didnt originate as anything like an underdog and even as her character developed and she came out, she still was rarely written as such. Just the bonkers way Santana runs leaps through that field like a gazelle, and then that Olympic twirly ribbon in the woods(????). Brittany: Really? Here she goes, making me regret voting for her. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. Santana: Yea, but he's not hot. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, You know what, I Rachel: For the hundredth time, okay, if you keep making fun of Brody- Topless is as nude as anyone is ever gonna want to see you. Say some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead alcoholic crump. I loved seeing Santana succeed. Maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly intolerable. in the Locker Room: On Fighting for Trans* Youth with Words as Weapons, The Fosters Episode 317 Recap: Trust No One, Art Attack! aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex One of my favourites is the group phone call in Season 1 where Santana says Sex is not dating and Brittany says If it was, Santana and I would be dating The fear in Nayas eyes it was those kind of small choices and background acting that led people to ship Brittana, and for Santana to become more than the bitchy cheerleader. Santana about Brad, Saturday Night Glee-ver. You know what, this is not- Hey honeys, it's not a Big Red commercial. You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! I want you to know me, who I really am. #teens. Santana: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator. (Also during this entire number she had a tape recorder taped to her underboob, a word that only Naya could have delivered in such a way that its not just part of our lexicon. Brittany: Did you see what Rachel was wearing today? Contents 1 Season One 1.1 Showmance 1.2 The Rhodes Not Taken 1.3 Vitamin D 1.4 Wheels 1.5 Hairography 1.6 Sectionals 1.7 Hell-O 1.8 The Power of Madonna What if I just told your BFF about her BF and his man-whoring ways? We saw that throughout Kurt and Santanas extended coming outs and we couldve seen it more if Santana was given space to date and be her own character in the backhalf of the show. The entire rest of the verse Naya Rivera performs as a monologue in song. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head. I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. Yay. Finn: No she's not. So Im going to leave the obviously iconic, emotional, perfect moments to the people who have lived with this show, this character, and Nayas singular performance for years. No me gusta! I ordered shrimp! Santana: I thought you sucked, Fievel. (At the beginning of this year) I hated everyone in this club. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? Santana: And you couldn't have thought of any other way to say that?! Did Naya adlib? Santana: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say not worth a buck. 'Cause it made me do a lot of thinking. Santana: Hello Lauren. When you look back you see that those pursuits were always part of a game, a trick, a strategy, a story, a status grab. ". Kurts coming out was a wish fulfillment fantasy for cis white gay men everywhere, but Santana is forced to suffer. dont wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. Grouper mouth, froggy lips. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room. I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo. As many of you know, I didnt watch Glee until earlier this year. (slaps Quinn across face). Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life. didnt work out because youre a judgmental little geroniphile (?) Copyright 2023 StudeerSnel B.V., Keizersgracht 424, 1016 GC Amsterdam, KVK: 56829787, BTW: NL852321363B01, all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? I understand. She nearly breaks her face in two because she knows, she really knows, that she did it. For me there is a before, and an after. So be warned: if you are not giving this everything you've got, I WILL go all Lima Heights on your sorry asses. He's made of magic. of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and Santana: Yep. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. Feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. Actively pursuing and seducing a series of strapping young men throughout high school is not incongruous with eventually realizing youre gay! But medias idea of an underdog is skewed by 80s teen movies written by cis straight white men. Thank you, guys. Tina: Pretty much. So in Season 2, when I heard those opening notes of a song I knew so well, when Santana Lopez herself sang my name right there on my TV screen, it felt like a gift just for me. You're about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid. It was invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope. I have been chosen, probably because I'm numb to other people's feelings, to come here and ask what you would like to do, Mr. Schueabout the reception. But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things we don't want to change about ourselves? There was always a stupid boy and he never treated her the same way I would. Santana: Because you're a crazy evil bitch! Below are each of our favorite Santana Lopez moments. And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de-slanting. Oh, nope, you know what I think that you should ask Santa to get your daddy a job with some dental benefits because your grill is jacked up. You can't break up the Unholy Trinity. And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it - but I like being in Glee Club. I think it's noted somewhere she kept messing up and having to redo it all and had felt really bad. There was a famous fanfiction well known for Brittana fans called Influence. Santana: (To Finn) Hey Orca! Okay! But nothing is as eternally hilarious to me maybe on TV ever as Santanas Yeast-I-Stat commercial. Santana: But I wanted to thank you for singing that song with me in Glee Club. Quinn fresh from Jodie Fosters clambake in college, Santana nursing her heartbreak over Brittany, two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum, one curious and one lonely. Naya, Im sorry the world took you for granted. This whole episode is legit queer culture. I mean, really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are gonna get crushed by the Troubletones. Santana: You're addicted to vests. I was 19 and just starting to allow myself to realize I was queer. Can't I think about it for like a day? Its hard to pick a favorite Santana solo, but I think its gotta be Songbird, for me, both for Santnas story arc and for Naya Riveras performance. Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails for the rest of your life, although, you know what, I would just watch out for her come holiday time if I were him, because if I were her, I'd stick a stent in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber light the Hanukkah lamp for eight magical nights. Because even when Glee was at its worst, Santana always seemed to be the voice of reason. Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. Rachel and Santana, The Power of Madonna. That's like vocal masturbation. Santana: I don't even think you need all these beauty products, Rachel, cause they're not really having the desired effect. Gay marriage had only recently become legalized in New York State, and DOMA had yet to be struck down nationwide. But it was always such a relief. Maybe he got tired of watching Look, I don't mean to be a bitchwell actually I do. #acting First theres the pause. No actor gave me that kind of depth and emotion on screen before. I am so devastated by this loss. Wed love to read your favorite memories in the comments. Santana: The truth about what? Santana: I'm sure you did something. Maybe Blaine didn't wanna be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. I am so different from Santana in a lot of ways but Ive never felt so seen by a character than in that episode. Where Im accepted?. It's like, the best deal ever. Finn: If [Rachel] found out she'd break up with me. Tina: Five minutes ago, you said Mr Schue belonged in a 12 step program. Naya as Santana as a happy lady with a yeast infection, inside a commercial, inside a phone shes holding to proudly share her triumph with Rachel. With boys, it was about doing it but also about what doing it said about me and what I said about it. Yeah, its beautiful, but someones gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, Its where we fell in love, where I could say things with music, when words just werent enough. feminine Quinn Fabray. Santana to Sue and New Directions, Extraordinary Merry Christmas. Very well written especially Valeries on the hurt locker scene that turned me into a fan of Naya, Santana, Britanna and Glee. I cant get her If I Die Young out of my head lately. Its important because, before Santana Lopez, basically every character we considered positive lesbian representation was: a) white, and b) nice. All of this vicious, underhanded crap has got to stop. With whose vagina? is a personal favorite. Maybe that has something to do with it. Wow. She serves Santana arroz morro with either lechn or bistec to eat. Maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany. Kurt I took what you said to heart, and I thought long and hard about it, and it occurred to me that you may have a point. He goes to college or something. Have something you want to. Hey Mister Arnstein, here I am! she raises both hands to the orchestra and she smiles into the audience. Puck: I'm Finn Hudson, I'm quarterback of the football team. Santana after she sees Dave looking at Sam's butt, Born This Way. A way to stir shit up, often with Brittany by her side. The Troubletones deserved their own spin-off. TINA: That's extraordinarily racist. Were almost ten years later and Ill never forget her cadence as she says it, the hurt that flashes across her face. For me, she really was the true star of that show. ". with a mouth like cat's ass. Because the thing is, being brave and speaking the truth doesnt always go the way you plan. This is for us. Glee Monologues - Opening Monologue Puck (Mark Salling) ostensibly sings "I'm the Only One" for Santana, but delivers most of the song to an embarrassed Shelby (Idina Menzel) . I guess those contracts I signed for those commercials said that I waived my right to residuals, in exchange for a lifetime supply of Yeast-I-Stat. We have to keep Finn wet before we roll him back to sea. delivery time of a monologue may vary depending on your interpretation of the chosen piece. Gunther: I take this! You know what? glee monologues santana. (sings in background) Oh, and also? In real life, that absolutely would have happened. Ive written a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. Like she was tired and so quietly righteous, which definitely wasnt how Santana usually cut people down. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food. Go. Theres no one like you. You know the one. Her relationships with men sometimes become more misandric than romantic in retrospect. Mr. Schuester: First, the a capella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self- I was that kid at school for better or worse. You got a BOOB JOB. Quinn: You have surgery when you get your Appendix out. Santana: That is the lamest thing I didn't understand a word of. Santana: I hate weddings and I Valentine's Day. For the Latinx community specifically, Santana was one of the only on-screen depictions of a queer Afro-Latina. I turned on my heels and ran out of there with a quickness, rather than risk the barista seeing me cry in public. Twitter update! Wooh! Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. She was mean sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, and she understood later that, yes, it was coming from a place of fear and insecurity because she was closeted. ", Santana to Brittany, Saturday Night Glee-ver, Were hanging onto Whitney cuz she was incredible and we love her, so dont put your baggage on us. Santana to Rachel about her opening night, Opening Night. A bunch of monologues from movies that you can try! All day every day. Shes able to admit something embarrassing like her desire to just fit in, and, maybe more significantly, her knowledge that even with her cheerleader beauty she really does not. Santana: I would love for things to get physical. And slap each other.. Santana: You can drill me any time. Oh, and leave your credit card. Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. But I'm all alone, stuck here with you. Oh God, say something irritating so I can get the taste of this out of my head, please. Just with bigger stakes. Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. In my mind, there is no question that the Rumor Has It/ Someone Like You mash up is the greatest performance in the shows history. The only reason why the New Directions beat the Troubletones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite. Santana: A baby? Its not actually the worst obviously but to follow up the remarkable Mash Up with an episode called I Kissed a Girl that turned out to be this felt cruel. It learned me two things. In that case, I would like to send one to my girlfriend, Brittany. While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little geroniphile (?) Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. Santana: Oh, I know! Quinn: Sexting? You told coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! And maybe if you used them, you wouldn't have more oil than the Middle East on your face. I might be related to Penelope. Santana about Rachel, when Rachel wins the MVP Glee Club Award, Original Song. Stream Another Quinn Fabray Monologue. From Season 6 Episode 3 "Jagged Little Tapestry", aired January 16th, 2015 Those arent generic Latinx details. She was right, and she mattered, even if she was just a teenager. Brittany: Yeah, come on, Quinn. As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. I felt like no one could possibly understand what I was going through when I was 16, and then, all of a sudden, there was Santana, reflecting my feelings back to me from my favorite TV show. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen to pass to entertain exactly no one with, say, some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by another dead alcoholic crone. Like damn, I am so gay but those two dancing does something to me. Its safe to say that she died too young, and too sad. Non-threatening to the characters inside the show or outside in the audience. How did that marriage work out for you. Im officially over it. Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring. Just think about it. The Glee funnyman adorably tinkled on a tiny piano, kicked his heels up in the air, and mugged for the camera. For the LGBTQ+ community, Santana's storyline of coming to terms with her. Look, I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top yet, either. Santana: I don't know. Sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked, and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. It's okay. Oh, no wait, wait a second, the assignment wasn't make everything about Rachel Berry and force everyone to watch, was it? At a time when I mostly only felt dread when I thought about going through life as a lesbian, that performance made me feel hopeful that I would someday be able to openly love someone who openly loved me back. Part of me. Did Dakota Johnson Come Out as Bisexual, or Just Hang Out With Cara Delevingne? Santana: And just so you know, I bought custom bibs for me and Mercedes cause weez be going Mercedes and Santana: To Breadstix! Santanas terrified that the rumors floating around McKinley are about to ruin Santanas life, but maybe having Brittany will have made it all worth it. It changed my life as it unfolded. Heres whats gonna go down. But you know what? Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend. Later, Santana cuts through the dancers and bellows, Dont Forget Me! Santana: Your sexuality? I used to think it was out of recognition, but now I know it was relief. Two choices: you stay here and I crack one of your nuts,right or left, that's your choice, or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. This is it. Santana: And you know what, Brit? How is everyone welcome when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay Winklevii twins? It's the best part of my day, okay? Santana: Well that outfit isnt helping. They don't care. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window). Barely legal. I haven't danced that hard since nationals two years ago. Santana: I want to be with you. Santana: That sounds like torture. Do you know where she keeps it? Or maybe it Santana: Yeah, totally. There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. I was such a great fan of Glee. You do play for another team.. you were on the Cheerios now you're only in the New Directions Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid? Here is Santana, this Caribea teenager, coming out to her abuela. Finn: The whole school already knows. Brittany: OK. Puck's super fine. It means your boyfriend is full of crap, Hobbit. But their voices fill it right up. Is a drug dealer! One, leprechauns like fixing shoe buckles because theyre gay. You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? After I came out in college, I eased my way into openly talking about my attraction to women by talking about how much I loved Naya. I would, however, pay a hundred dollars to jiggle one of his man boobs. I wanna make a fake baby with you!". I only watched Glee briefly. Santana: (at Finn) Everyone's gonna know now, because of you. They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? And I need to tell you something that I dont know how to say. Northmead Creative & Performing Arts High- Drama Audition 2 | P a g e Santana to Sam, about Quinn, Blame It on the Alcohol, Santana to Blaine or Rachel during "Don't You Want Me" (it was unclear), Blame It on the Alcohol. Its the tiny blue dress. I mean, that special place where she lives? Im still feeling sad and angry. Youve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. A profound loss. Brittany: Not really. You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. Santana calling Rachel a 'selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from hell' in the prom rant is perhaps the most accurate statement from the entire show. Rachel:Ok You know what Santana, Finn is in great shape and your meanness just highlights your own personal insecurities. The death of celebrities usually does not impact me, but this one really has. I think its safe to say at this point that we all know Whitney Houston had at least one relationship with a woman but was made to suppress and obscure her sexuality, maybe even to herself, by an unforgivably racist and homophobic industry. And he meant it. Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he cant mess with Sam Evans. Can I talk to you for a second? Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. Ms Pillsbury's parents say the paid for the whole thing so we might as well have the party, and if you ask me, they seem pretty happy about what happened. She is a hero, and deserves to be remembered as such. The scene that gave me the final push I needed to come out of the closet. Im just too tired. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps The Clown. It was the beginning of a long journey to accepting my nerdiness, to embracing my inner geek, to being passionate about what I love, even if not everyone in my life will understand or even support it. I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. 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